Category Archives: eDating

92: When You’re Bored By Your Date

It’s been quite awhile, hasn’t it? Since you last heard from me, I’ve been on many dates – many entirely bland, perfectly fine, ultimately blah dates. You know how reviewers often say you want a piece of art to either … Continue reading

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#89: Don’t Be Hasty

I was nervous driving down. Now, I suppose that’s a normal reaction – dates are usually pretty nerve-wracking. But – well, I’m totally full of myself here, I don’t get nervous often. I’ve too much experience – after, what, I’d … Continue reading

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#2: An Open Letter

Alright lads – a little advice, shall we? After talking with many female friends, these things – which seem so obvious – obviously actually need to be said. When you first contact a lady – don’t expound on the pounding … Continue reading

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#41 – Now This Is A Valentine’s

Well that was an unmitigated disaster. I came in with low expectations, but this… I definitely started it. Running behind all day – just one of those days – I left with barely enough time to make it. Then, the … Continue reading

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#12: Surviving Valentine’s

Today, it is that most cruelest of holidays, Valentine’s. The holiday that isn’t, and yet still manages to depress around 90% of the population. Do I have a date? Yes, I do. With a girl I’ve never met who proposed … Continue reading

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#49: The Bondage One

‘How do you feel about gasmasks?’ ‘I love them! I wore one at my last private party!’ ‘Put this on.’ Let’s be clear: I had been stood up. Second time in two days, actually – making up for the plethora … Continue reading

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#66: Don’t be greedy

Well, I’ve been slammed. This is always a danger – folks you meet online tend to flake out at a higher rate, so when I’m on a streak, I tend to slightly overbook, knowing that should get me a pretty … Continue reading

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#74 – Work On It

Wow are my arms sore. Believe it or not, that isn’t a set-up for another dirty joke. Tho maybe it should be. Well, too late now. No, today I’m just back from the doctor. Three shots. Blood tests upcoming (including … Continue reading

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#56 – Have Fun

Today, I was bombarded by a depressing view in a buncha profiles. It was one of those days when a meme gets stuck in front of your eyes, and now I’ve got no choice but to address it. So, you … Continue reading

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#37 – Assume Nothing

Nothing like a laptop tea bath to take your dating life offline. In a sleep-wrist flick, my full glass landed squarely on my computer – and there went everything. Not the best morning. I could check on things with my … Continue reading

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